Hey whats up family,
This past week flew by way quick, it was a pretty good week. Except today its kinda weird the clouds came out of no where and so now we don't know what we are going to do for Pday. But oh i got start this off with a funny story haha. Oh man so the other day we met our neighbor who is from Armenia or something like that and she knows like 4 languages, persian and arabic and all those kinds. So we were talking with her in english, but she speaks it pretty broken. So we were talking and talking and then she wanted to show us somthing she had in her home, but she lives alone so we couldn't go in, so we explained to her that we couldn't unless there is a man. So she laughed and told us.. "no worry, for you boys i half man half woman".. .Yup i know your all laughing but it was kinda freaky. So i turned to my companion like hey i think we should leave haha and so we left and walked a whole 2 steps into our apartment. So yup thats our awesome half lady half man neighbor. haha.
Oh another story this past Sunday we went to this brother's house to have dinner with him and may i say it was some darn good food. But so much!! We got there and sat at the table and i was watching him serve the food, and he got a bunch of noodles and started piling, i mean piling it on a plate, so i thought oh its gonna be like chinese dinner style where we just grab a little from each different thing. and then he got a second plate and did the same thing and then at that point i started praying that i would have enough space in my stomach haha. It was crazy. Oh but he told me a way funny joke that i got to tell you guys.
Here it is - Alright there are 4 people in a boat, A Russian, a Frenchacan, a mexican and an american. And when they were on the boat in the middle of the ocean, they realized they were sinking and so they tried unloading as much stuff as they could so the boat could be super light. So the Russian takes his vodka and says ah we have ton of vodka in the motherland, so i dont need this, so he tossed all his vodka. Then the frenchacan took his wine and tosses it too and says wi wi we have much vine in our country we dont need all this wine. Then the Mexican takes his tequila and says the same thing that he has alot of tequila in mexico so he tosses all his tequila, so then the American takes the mexican and tosses him and says oh we dont need him we have plenty of those in our country... haha it was so funny because the brother was Mexican and he heard it from another Mexican so i guess its alright to tell it. But there you go your joke of the week.
Oh so Church this Sunday wasnt too bad, we got to meet more members and we got to meet with the Branch President and had a good meeting, we found out the goal for our branch baptisms this year and its 36, and that was the most i heard so i was definitly stoked, just becuase all the members hear love the work and so there will be alot of stuff happening here. Actually this past monday, yesterday the President's wife, sister Orjuela called us about an hour before a family home evening they were going to have with a part member family and they wanted to have us over to get to know them. IT was way sweet. i think i even did a little celebration dance after she hung up haha. Hey dont send this email to everyone or else they are going to think i am crazy after they hear that part haha. But yeah it turned out really good too, it was a way fun FHE. So if you want to make the missionaries happy.. hint hint.. haha just kidding kind of.
Well anyways so yeah oh this past Sunday i got to bless the sacrament. It was like only the second time i did it in Spanish. It was awesome i always like blessing the sacrament. Question: is there any spanish branch or anything like that back home? that would be cool if there was. I'd go there everyweek. Oh and yeah today we should be going to the Mormon Batalon. Sorry dont know how to spell it in english. But yeah its this small family, Ricardo and Flor and they have two kids. I'll try see if we could get a picture and try send to you guys later on today. Um lets see what else do i got to tell you..
Oh mom you'd probably laugh at me for this one. But we were listening to this motab song haha i think its my favorite now. Its called old time religion. Ah man that song is the bomb haha. If you dont know it you try listen to it and tell me what you think haha alright? (Mom's response" Are you kidding? Hit it boys - followed by singing and clapping)
Ok well i cant think of anything else, but i miss you guys, everything is way good, just trying to work hard and find some people to share the gospel with!
Love you Guys
Elder Thomas



